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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 04:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

What are some good fantasy books that contain aspects of magic in them?

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

What's the gayest thing you have experienced on an only boys sleepover?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Why do most atheists in debates with theists take Bible verses out of context much of the time? Are they lying maliciously or do they not understand theology enough to understand the meaning?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Do people of NYC drive around Central Park all the time? Is there any subway tunnel to cross the park quickly? Is it annoying for people and does it cause traffic?

Nuts and Butts

No way

Everyone loved it.

How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

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They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to